John Thomson
Biography
Movies 63
Nightborn
as Jon's Father
2026
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
2005
Grimsby
as Bob Tolliver
2016
Inkheart
as Darius
2008
Fackham Hall
as Bill
2025
24 Hour Party People
as Charles
2002
The Man Who Knew Too Little
as Dimitri
1997
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
as Bernard Right On/Various
1994
Last Train to Christmas
as Vic
2021
Billionaire Boy
as Len
2016
Fat Slags
as Foreman
2004
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
as Self/Various Characters
2020
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
as Nathan
1995
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
as Self
2022
Mog's Bad Thing
as Mr. Bunce (voice)
2026
Pulp
as Dave Burns
2013
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009
7 Up & Me
as Self
2019
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
as Fat Bob
1994
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
as Plank
2022
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
as Interviewee – Actor
2003
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
as Self
2020
Northern Soul
as Terry
2014
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
as Self
2022
Born Romantic
as First Cab Driver
2000
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
as Himself
2019
Paul Calf's Video Diary
as Fat Bob
1993
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
as Self
2023
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
as Self
2023
More Great Comedy Moments
as Shopkeeper (archive footage)
2003
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
as Self
1999
Station Jim
as Harold
2001
The Road to Coronation Street
as Harry Kershaw
2010
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?
1999
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
as Self
2010
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
as Self
2020
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
as Kevin Ruddock
2016
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
as Self
2012
Dying Laughing
as Self
2017
The Fast Show Live
1998
The People Before
as Knotweed Man
2025
The Flint Street Nativity
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
Up 'n' Under
as Stan
1998
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012
You Are Here
as Peter Keggy
1998
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
as Mr. Loughborough
1997
The Weekenders
as Policeman 1
1992
Dog Eat Dog
as Football Coach
2001
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
as Simon Joke
1994
Help Point
as Stephen
2013
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
as Self
2021
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
Roger Roger
as Barry
1996
Dementamania
2013
Ted & Ralph
as Vicar
1998
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
as Narrator
2019
The Dealer
as Bat
2006
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
as Self - Narrator (voice)
2007
The Power of Darts
as Narrator (voice)
2013
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
as Self - Presenter
2016
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
as Narrator
2021TV Shows 105
Midsomer Murders
as Cooper Steinem
1997
Top of the Pops
as Self - Host
1964
Death in Paradise
as DCI Chris Ricketts
2011
Ready, Steady, Cook
as Self - Guest
1994
Father Brown
as John Banks
2013
The Gentlemen
as Frank
2024
Silent Witness
as DI Warren Bull
1996
Waterloo Road
as Nelson Smith
2006
Waterloo Road
as Nelson Taylor
2006
Skins
as Sam Brooks
2007
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
as Self - Panellist
1996
8 Out of 10 Cats
as Self
2005
House of Games
as Self - Contestant
2017
Celebrity Juice
as Self
2008
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
as Self - Participant
2011
The Jonathan Ross Show
as Self
2011
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
as Self
2002
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003
Brassic
as Colin Popov
2019
Celebrity Mastermind
2003
Celebrity Mastermind
as Self - Contestant
2003
Pie in the Sky
as Andrew Vernon
1994
Sister Boniface Mysteries
as Leonard Monk
2022
Soldier Soldier
as Sgt Dunn
1991
The Chase: Celebrity Special
as Self
2011
Shooting Stars
as Self
1993
Cold Feet
as Pete Gifford
1998
The Weakest Link
as Self
2021
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
as Self - Narrator
2016
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
as Self
2014
The Word
1990
Celebrity Catchphrase
as Self
2018
Angela and Friends
2009
The Fast Show
as Various Characters
1994
Catchphrase
2013
Plebs
as Mr. Adolphus
2013
Through the Keyhole
as Self
2013
Through the Keyhole
as Self - Panelist
2013
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
as Self - Contestant
2013
Murder Most Horrid
as Daniel Hoffmeyer
1991
Kingdom
as Nigel Pearson
2007
Men Behaving Badly
as Ken
1992
Murder in Mind
as Alan Squires
2001
McDonald & Dodds
as Jimmy Daly
2020
The F Word
2005
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
This Morning
as Self
1988
BBC Comedy Feeds
as Steve
2012
Blackpool
2004
Sooty
as The Boss
2011
Little Crackers
as DJ Geoff
2010
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
as Self
2016
The Day Today
as Treasurer
1994
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008
Harry
as Royo
1993
This Time with Alan Partridge
as Joe Beasley
2019
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000
Art Detectives
as William Titchfield
2025
It's Only TV But I Like It
as Self
1999
Celebrity Lingo
as Self - Contestant
2022
The Job Lot
as Kevin
2013
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
as Self
2002
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
1994
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
as Joe Beasley
1994
Shane the Chef
2018
New Voices
as Mr. Jackson
1991
New Street Law
as Charlie Darling
2006
The Mimic
as Nigel Lord
2013
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
as Self
2008
Crapston Villas
1995
Captivated
as Geoff
2024
Fist of Fun
as Pied Piper of Hamelin
1995
Roger Roger
as Barry
1998
Monkey Trousers
2005
Dog Loves Books
as Dog (voice)
2020
Strange Hill High
as Various (voice)
2013
Dodger
as Farmer Grundles
2022
Blue Heaven
as Waiter 2
1992
Paul Merton: The Series
1991
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
as Sir Donald Tyburn
2001
Coogan's Run
as Fat Bob
1995
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
as Self - Contestant
2021
Pond Life
1996
Break Clause
as Alan
2026
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
as Self - Narrator
2013
Dangerous Lady
as Lee Ryan
1995
Celebrity Puzzling
as Self - Panellist
2025
Mobile
as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007
Bill and Ben
as Bill (voice)
2001
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
as Self - Narrator
2024
Saturday Live
as Cabbie
1996
Big Top
as Geoff
2009
The World of Lee Evans
as Customer
1995
Secret Life of the Auction House
as Self - Narrator (voice)
2025
Heads or Tails
as Self - Contestant
2009
Ghosthunting With...
2006
The Dead Good Show
as Various
1992
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
as Self
2024
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
as Self - Team Captain
A Tribute to the Likely Lads
as Flint
2002
Engineering the World Rally
as Himself - Narrator
2007
Best Year Ever
as Self - Actor
2022
The Lock Up
as Narrator
2011
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
as Bernard Righton
The People's Vet
as Self - Narrator
2018