Bert Kreischer
Biography
Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor.
In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life.
He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr.
Movies 19
The Machine
as Bert
2023
The Roast of Tom Brady
as Self
2024
Untold: The Liver King
as Self (archive footage)
2025
Best of Stand-Up 2020
as Self
2020
This Is Stand-Up
as Self
2020
The Improv: 60 and Still Standing
as Self
2023
Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black
as Self
2009
Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle
as Self
2023
Bert Kreischer: The Machine
as Himself
2016
Homecoming
as Bert
Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary
as Self
2016
Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy
as Self
2020
AEW: Dynamite Awards
as Himself
2021
The Roast of Bert Kreischer
as Self
2023
Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb
as Self
2009
Bert Kreischer: Secret Time
as Himself
2018
2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve
as Himself
2020
Bert Kreischer: Lucky
as Self
2025
Jay Mohr: My Turn
as Bum on Street
2003TV Shows 33
Late Night with Seth Meyers
as Self - Guest
2014
Raw
1993
Conan
as Self
2010
Good Mythical Morning
as Self
2012
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
as Self
2003
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
as Self - Guest
2003
The Jennifer Hudson Show
as Self
2022
The Loud House
as Rip Hardcore (voice)
2016
Hot Ones
as Self
2015
The Shield
as Alfred
2002
After Midnight
as Self
2024
Lights Out with David Spade
as Self - Panelist
2019
Last Meals
as Self
2021
Last Comic Standing
as Self - Comic
2003
Snacked
as Self
2021
Dinner Time Live with David Chang
as Self
2024
It's Florida, Man.
as Roy the Guard
2024
Dr Phil LIVE!
as Self
2023
Free Bert
as Bert Kreischer
2026
Straight Up Steve Austin
as Self
2019
The Comedy Store
as Self
2020
Go-Big Show
as Self - Host
2021
The Cabin with Bert Kreischer
as Self
2020
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
as Self
2002
Kill Tony
Reality Bites Back
2008
Bert the Conqueror
2010
New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash
as Self
2023
The X Show
1999
Something's Burning
as Himself
2018
Cinderella Story
2008
Trip Flip
as Self
2012